Funky Trunks Mens Sidewinder Trunks Out Trumped
We regularly come to the rescue of struggling Silicon Valley firms who need to reinvent themselves. This time we’ve discovered how to include a PDA device into our swimwear so that you can stay organised and keep on top of your emails while you swim! The device of the noughties will be back in a big way, if we can just work out where to store the stylus pen without causing the wearer too much discomfort.
Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
If you consider yourself a global figure that has been gifted with a higher sense of worthiness and
intellect than other mere mortals, then this is the swimwear for you. Designed with an acute sense
of who might actually be wearing this product, we have personally blessed and caressed each pair
before it leaves us to become part of your magnificent and truly beautiful world.
This print is a placement so the pattern will appear exactly as you see it in the photos, except of
course larger or smaller sizes will have more or less of the print on display. It has also been produced
via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there
is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.














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